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GSN "Grand Slam" Marathon And Finale Update

Grand Slam

GSN made some changes to its game-show tournament Grand Slam schedule after Channel Guide Magazine went to press (GSN messed with the wrong people). Because the changes affect the last episodes of the season, we thought we’d let you know about them. And because we love you, too.

So here’s the revised Grand Slam schedule:

Saturday, Sept. 1 at 7pm ET
Featuring semifinal matches: Jennings-Harris winner vs. Kitt-Carpenter winner & Rutter-Ogas winner vs. Pawlowicz-Legler winner
Encore showings Sept. 1 at 10pm ET, Sept. 5 at 8pm ET and Sept. 6 at 10pm ET.

Saturday, Sept. 8 at 12pm ET
GRAND SLAM marathon leading up to the finale. All seven previous episodes will be replayed.

Saturday, Sept. 8 at 7pm ET
GRAND SLAM Championship
Encore showing at Sept. 8 at 10pm ET, Sept. 12 at 8pm ET and Sept. 13 at 10pm ET.

Photo: Credit: GSN

"Fore Inventors Only" Taps In For Par

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Fore Inventors Only

GOLF CHANNEL’s reality competition series Fore Inventors Only has its live finale Sept. 4 at 10pm ET, and only one of the five remaining contestants’ inventions will win a marketing deal with GOLF CHANNEL and have their winning product sold in golf retail shops.

Viewers will decide who wins by voting online and can do so right up to the fourth segment of the finale.

Comedian George Lopez, who seemingly spends every waking moment at celebrity golf tournaments, will cohost the finale with GOLF CHANNEL’s Rich Lerner.

Here are the five products which made it to the finale:

Hill Shot Golf Trainer: A sloped hitting tee used for practicing uphill, downhill and side hill lies. Inventor: Brandi and Larry Koch, Prospect, Ky.

Club Glider: A golf travel bag that integrates extendable legs with caster wheels, making the bag easy to push or pull. The wheels fold back into a locked position for easy travel. Inventor: Gary Sherrell, Maple Valley, Wash.

Z-Factor Perfect Putting Machine: A portable putter training aid that guides the user through proper path, face, angle and pendulum swing of the putter. Inventor: Dean Thompson, Boise, Idaho.

Club Caddy: A clip that resembles a clothespin that attaches to a golf club around the green allowing it to become free-standing in an upright position. Inventor: David Jones, Martinez, Ga.

Pro Play Golf Performance System: A small digital recording device that can be used on the golf course to record golf swings for instant feedback. Inventors: Marcus Bohn, Chandler, Ariz., and Tim Kipley, McKinney, Texas.

My Vote: The Z-Factor Perfect Putting Machine. My putting stroke sucks. I think I read greens pretty well, but when it comes to finding a smooth, straight consistent stroke with the putter, I blow it. This thing looks like it would help, and it could be used to practice indoors or outdoors.

Update: David Jones’ Club Caddy invention won. The Club Caddy will receive shelf space at all Golfsmith stores throughout North America for one year; a fully developed infomercial and $50,000 worth of commercial and promotional air time on GOLF CHANNEL. I guess the key to inventing good stuff is to cater to the extremely lazy.

"The Kill Point" Countdown Finale Recap

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The Kill Point

Wow. The Kill Point has come and gone. It’s been a lot of fun following this series since April. Now I’m going to have to find some new show to obsess over. I’m open to suggestions.

Last night I had a fantasy football draft (I got Larry Johnson) during the two-hour final episode and had to watch it on the DVR when all 18 (!) rounds were finally done. So I’m a little groggy this morning.

So, on to The Kill Point

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New ESPN MNF Crew Review

Posted by Cubicle QB

ESPN MNF Because I wanted to see the awesomely meaningless Super Bowl XLI preseason rematch and get a sampling of ESPN’s revamped Monday Night Football team, I tuned in to last night’s Bears vs. Colts game — the first half, anyway. I’m not masochistic enough to watch the second half of a preseason game on ESPN.

When the production crew wasn’t missing one of Rex Grossman’s fumbled snaps because they were airing NASCAR promos, I was pleased with two thirds of their broadcast.

I figured it wouldn’t take much for Ron Jaworski to be an improvement over Joe Theismann, but Jaworski really impressed me. He knows his stuff, he delivers it clearly and with authority. He’s going to get better when these games actually count.

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"The Kill Point" Countdown Episode 5 Recap

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The Kill Point

Episode 5 opens with Mr. Mouse having a serious case of the Creepy Mes. He’s scrawling stuff in his notebook, and speaking jibberish in Arabic. He’s doing this in the boardroom near the photograph with the bug in it, so the cops can hear everything he says. They’re a little weirded out, too. And Mouse’s wound is getting a little nasty with gangrene. No, he’s not well.

Wolf tells Deke to call a bunch of vets they know and start a protest outside to give the cops a little something else to deal with. A nice diversion while Deke’s guys start their extraction.

We learn that Cali had the Feds put a travel alert on all members of Wolf’s platoon, and they discover two guys from the 1013 flew into Pittsburgh. The cops I.D. Big Stan and his buddy from surveillance video, and now it’s starting to click that there’s something going down.

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There Is No More Refuge From Ryan Seacrest

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Ryan Seacrest

More disconcerting news from FOX Sports today:

Ryan Seacrest, host of FOX’s AMERICAN IDOL, the No. 1 television series in the nation, is set to join the cast of FOX NFL SUNDAY, America’s No. 1 NFL pregame show, for the biggest day on the sports calendar: Super Bowl Sunday. The announcement was made last evening by David Hill, Chairman, FOX Sports Television Group.

The wildly popular television and radio host has agreed to serve as “entertainment host” for FOX SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, the Super Bowl XLII pregame show. The plan is to utilize Seacrest’s expertise to wrap the entertainment portions of the program, and to interview the numerous celebrities who annually attend the grandest spectacle of American sport. The gridiron fare will of course be thoroughly covered by Terry Bradshaw, Curt Menefee, Howie Long and Jimmy Johnson and the Emmy Award-winning FOX NFL SUNDAY studio team.

In other news, Animal Planet is expecting a huge upsurge in Puppy Bowl ratings for some reason.

Photo: © 2005 by David Livingston/ZUMA Press/Newscom

FOX Knows You’ve Been Clamoring For More Barry Switzer

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NFL On FOXFOX Sports today released its NFL on FOX broadcasting teams, as well as some changes to its FOX NFL Sunday studio show. Giving up the traveling studio show that had Joe Buck working double duty as studio host and play-by-play man, FOX NFL Sunday returns to the FOX Network Center in Los Angeles. Curt Menefee is the new full-time host, and he’s joined again by Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Jimmy Johnson, with funny guy Frank Caliendo and weather chick Jillian Barberie adding their segments.

Perhaps realizing the importance of having an actual “information guy” there to give the show some journalistic cred, former sideline reporter Jay Glazer joins the studio show on a weekly basis. Like the addition of Ron Jaworski to ESPN’s Monday Night Football booth, the networks seem to be getting the point that we hardcore football fans actually want intelligent insider analysis, not just a circus where guys shout over each other. Hopefully, Glazer will do better for FOX than Peter King does for NBC. That shouldn’t be hard.

Also joining FOX NFL Sunday is Barry Switzer, who’s going to be doing a weekly “Coaches Corner” segment with Johnson, analyzing the NFL games and the college football BCS standings. Switzer and Johnson are the only two coaches to win both a college national championship and a Super Bowl. You’ll recall that Switzer inherited Johnson’s Cowboys team in 1994 and won Super Bowl XXX despite his incompetence. Unless there’s some bareknuckle brawling between Johnson and Switzer (Who knows? It’s FOX), this is probably a segment I’ll be skipping.

Is FOX making the same mistake as NBC in overcrowding its studio show, making it virtually unwatchable? (Did NBC really need to add Keith Olbermann?) I guess we’ll see.

FOX’s game broadcast teams are:

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver
Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa
Dick Stockton, Brian Baldinger
Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan, Chris Myers
Matt Vasgersian, JC Pearson
Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli

"The Kill Point" Countdown Episode 4 Recap

Posted by Ryan

The Kill Point

Episode 4 opens with our favorite crazy SWAT sniper waxing philosophical about bullets and sniping. You just know this guy is going to do something big soon.

Back in the bank, Rocko has to pee, and Rabbit is just a little too interested in watching. Rabbit forces Rocko to take off his pants and lie face-down on the floor, then lectures Rocko on the meaning of fear. Rabbit sticks his shotgun in Rocko’s butt. Oh, so that’s fear.

Cali’s wife calls him and tells him she has a surprise for him. She also says he looks like “a cool asshole” on TV. With Beck in jail, Wolf can’t communicate with anyone outside, but Cali seems to think Beck passed the frequency codes to someone else. Deke obviously comes to mind. I figured Beck would eventually connect with Deke somehow, but it’s not clear if or how they connected and handed over the frequencies. Cali decides to bring in a visitor to see Wolf.

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Deion Sanders, Oxygen To Unleash Pestilence Upon Us

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Like most sports fans, my Deion Sanders tolerance threshold was crossed sometime around 1995. Following his long, long overdue retirement from football, he’s continued to annoy me as an NFL TV studio analyst. But I never really had the urge to body slam or electrocute Deion … until he said this recently:

I believe [Michael] Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It’s like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn’t tap out when he knows he can’t win.

Apparently, the folks at Oxygen don’t realize what a jackass Deion is (or maybe they do?), because he and his wife are going to star in a reality series for the female-targeted TV network, according to The Hollywood Reporter:

The tentatively titled Deion and Pilar Sanders: Prime Time Love stars Sanders, a former NFL and Major League Baseball player and the only athlete ever to play in a Super Bowl and World Series; his wife, Pilar, a former model; and their five kids, who live in the small town of Prosper, Texas. Pilar Sanders is described as a “glamorous, big-city girl” and “the ultimate fish-out-of-water” in the town, which has a population of 2,000. She is said to want to step out from underneath her husband’s shadow and strike out on her own, while he would rather she stay at home with the kids.

Anyone else taste vomit? Wait, it gets worse:

[Debby Beece, Oxygen's president of programming and marketing] said “Sanders” provides an opportunity to draw new male viewers as well.

Any men who think they might watch this should immediately go get fitted for a bra, a straitjacket or both. And ladies, remember: Deion hates (and we suspect also eats) puppies. You’ve all been warned.

Sorry if I’m hatin’. I should just focus on this photo, which brings peace to my soul:

Bonds Groin Shot

Brilliant Photo: Credit: Mauricio Rubio/MCT

No "Sunset" For "Tan"

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sunset tan

* The hit — and hysterical — E! reality series Sunset Tan returns with oh-so-superficial new episodes on August 19 at 10:30pm ET/PT, right after the equally fluffy Girls Next Door. In these six episodes, tanning salon masterminds Jeff Bozz and Devin Haman meet with George Maloof (frankly, all of these names sound phony) to begin work on a new salon at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. Of course, the Olly Girls — the only women who could possibly make the Girls Next Door look like intellectuals by comparison — are back, and are ridiculously asked to start taking tanning more seriously. But hopefully not as seriously as last season’s empty-headed client, a Hollywood mom who wanted her 10-year-old girl to get tanned and be just like Lindsay Lohan. She might be regretting that comparison right about now, or maybe not … Nick is also back, now working alongside his girlfriend at the salon, and this may not turn out to be the best thing for their relationship. Start working on your “tan walk” (as Family Guy’s Stewie calls it) and shuffle on over to E! for more bronzed banality.

* Also on the reality front, NBC has renewed America’s Got Talent for a third season, and Last Comic Standing for a sixth season. I still find it ironic that Jerry Springer and David Hasselhoff can be associated with a show that has the word “talent” in its title, while the guy behind Saved By the Bell and California Dreams can be behind a show with the word “comic” in its title. Oh, well.

* NBC is also subjecting us to at least two more years of Carson Daly, having just signed the host of Last Call to a contract extension, and stating how thrilled they are to have him as part of their “#1 late night lineup.” How long it stays #1 with the double-punch of Daly and the equally stale Jimmy Fallon, who may possibly take over Late Night when Conan O’Brien leaves for The Tonight Show, is anyone’s guess. For his part, Daly said of the contract extension, “I can’t help but think I am one lucky dude.” We couldn’t have put it better, buddy.

* SCI FI Channel has announced the return of Lucy Lawless to Battlestar Galactica for a “minimum of two eLucy Lawlesspisodes” during the hit show’s fourth and final season, reprising her role of D’Anna Biers. On a lesser note, the network also said it had cast Sam J. Jones as a guest star on the new Flash Gordon series. In case you forgot, and you more than likely did, Jones played Flash in the 1980 film version probably best remembered for the Queen soundtrack. Jones will star in an episode called “Revelations,” in which he plays a seedy prisoner with surprising information about the fate of Flash’s long-lost father.

* Discovery Channel’s recent airing of its annual Shark Week event, the 20th anniversary, became its most successful to date. Over 27 million tuned in, marking a 40 percent increase in viewers. The network also saw a 366 percent increase in online users to the Shark Week fan site.

* GLAAD released its Network Responsibility Index, the first-of-its-kind report that maps the quantity, quality and diversity of images of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people on network television. The group examined all prime-time programming, 4,693 hours, on the five major networks from June 1, 2006 through May 31, 2007. Each hour was reviewed for any onscreen major or minor LGBT representations, then an overall grade — Excellent, Good, Fair or Failing— was assigned to each network. ABC received the highest ranking (Good), and led the networks with 15 percent of its prime-time hours inclusive of LGBT representations. The CW followed with a Fair (12 percent); CBS with Fair (9 percent); NBC Fair (7 percent); and FOX received a Failing grade, with 6 percent.

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Sunset Tan: Courtesy of E! Networks

Lucy Lawless/Battlestar Galactica: © SCI FI Channel Credit: Justin Stephens