Goldilocks And The Three … Businessmen — A "Cane" Recap
Posted by Sarah
It’s a little disorienting to find Alex in Little Havana. He and Santo go into one of those places that looks like the cantina in Mos Eisl
ey from Star Wars, by which I mean that everyone in it looks like they’re up to no good. Alex approaches a guy and says, “I know who you are and I know what you do. I want you to perform a service for me.” We flash to a hospital bed, where Henry lies all beat to a pulp. Huh?
24 hours earlier, the International Rum Awards are being held at Pancho’s. Pancho is absent, and Alex tells inquirers that he’s meeting prospective international clients, though he’s actually at the doctor’s office being told that his pills aren’t working. He needs chemo. When the doc says that chemo will make him lose his senses of smell and taste, Pancho refuses chemo — the scent of his wife and the taste of his rum are the most important things to him, and he won’t die without them.
Henry’s having issues with his investors at the club, because they keep taking the contents of his bar as a perk, leaving him with almost no profit every night.
Alice tells the P.I. to keep tailing Alex, because “there are two kinds of people in the world: One gets away with murder, thanks his lucky stars, and goes back to the straight and narrow. One thinks he can get away with it again.”
God help me. But I am beginning to come around to the two characters that I thought I would always dislike on the show. Captain Awesome and Morgan. Too bad their characters aren’t gay. In the Brangelina way of combining names, I would love to refer to the couple as Captain Morgan.
E:60 is still alive and kicking on ESPN. The third episode airs Tuesday, Oct. 30 at 7pm ET. Features on the episode are:
I thought I better offer that up prior to admitting that I watch a show called Men in Trees. Others must be watching it, since the show was picked up for its second season. But I venture a guess that most of them don’t have guy parts.
It’s Conjugal Day at the prison! Frank (Michael Rapaport) is in the hot box for biting someone’s earlobe off, so he won’t be able to meet his girlfriend Billie (Alyssa Milano) for Conjugal Day. Frank shows Earl a nude photo of Billie, who has a tattoo of angel wings, uh, down there. Billie shows up for Conjugal Day, but Earl has to tell her that Frank won’t be coming. Billie’s upset that Frank got tossed in the hot box, but then becomes even more upset when Earl reveals that he saw her nude photo. Billie breaks up with Frank, and suddenly Earl realizes he’s got another item for his list (now written on his pillow case).