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Getting Lost: "The Beginning Of The End" Preview

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“The Beginning of the End” Preview

We admit it. Three seasons in, we still don’t “get” Lost. Don’t get us wrong — we love it. We just don’t always understand exactly what’s going on. At least not completely. We probably won’t until the very end. And we have a feeling we’re not alone. Therefore, each Thursday for the next eight weeks, we’ll post the questions we most want answered. If not in that night’s episode, then by the end of the season. Or the series. (Feel free to send us yours, and we’ll add them to the list.) Then, on Friday morning, after we’ve all watched and studied every single minute of the new episode (probably twice), we’ll go back and discuss which answers we were and were not given, along with anything else we find interesting. Or confusing. Or both.

Here’s the list headed into tonight’s Season 4 premiere:

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10 Items Or Less: To Heir Is Human

Posted by Ryan

10 Items Or Less

It’s the one-year anniversary of Leslie’s father’s passing. A year ago, Bud Pool collapsed in the kosher foods aisle, and like the yeast in the lavache bread, he never rose. Carl was the first on the scene, but he could not resuscitate Bud — there were mumblings that Carl had to stock the bread first. Leslie’s having a memorial service for his father in the kosher section, and Ingrid plays four mournful tunes on her accordion. Leslie wants to spread his father’s ashes, but he can’t do it in the store, as the ashes are too “chunky.” Leslie reminds us that death stalks us at every moment. He certainly convinced one elderly woman, as she dies then and there. The kosher aisle claims another victim.

Leslie realizes that if he were to die, he’d have no heir to leave the store to. He calls a meeting and announces that he’s dying … of life. Pieces of him are dying every day: fingernails, hair, skin cells. All dying. Leslie wants to leave the store to one of his employees, and he’s going to give each one of them a chance to interview to inherit the G&G.

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The Rhythm Is Going To Get American Idol

by WindUpDoll

Can they spare me the Miami Vice theme song intro for this episode? Am I mad at myself that I didn’t see that coming? The answer is yes — and this is — American Idol.

Oh, and now it’s that crappy Miami Sound Machine song. I can’t STAND that song. The rhythm is NOT going to get me, Gloria Estefan. It’s just not. Simon calls Paula’s dress very slutty. As usual, he’s correct.

Our first contestant is a champion burper. Yes, it’s a girl. And she’s following the Miami Vice/’80s theme for tonight with a teal off-the-shoulder number. Her parents are very proud of her, and she’s won some local Idol competitions, apparently, so when they tell her she’s awful, she’s completely flabbergasted.

With the next guy, they do something I don’t think I’ve ever seen on an Idol audition. [Read more →]

One Tree Hill: The Slippery Slope Continues 4

Posted by: haro1d

It’s so involved being one of the characters from One Tree Hill.

This week’s descent into the maelstrom took the gang three years back, to the pivotal time after high school when everyone was making big decisions that would govern the courses of their lives. Lucas decided to make a fool of himself, jetting to L.A. to propose to Peyton (whose gig at the record company has her fetching coffee instead of doing A&R), who turns him down — for now. Brooke has to make the decision to answer her mom’s siren call in the name of Clothes Over Bros, to give her fashion gig a go. And we got to see the moment in which Lucas took over Coach Whitey’s gig — all dressed in a suit and tie, screaming at Nathan and his team from the sidelines, doing his best Bobby Knight. Exhilarating.

There’s a lot of temporal flip-flopping in this series, and it has to be pretty annoying for fans, especially when they show clips like last night’s “Proposal to Peyton” in the previous week’s “Next week on One Tree Hill” segment. ANYthing to heighten the drama, which is, of course, hilarious.

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American Idol Visits the Heartland And It’s NOT All Corn!

by WindUpDoll

This episode focuses in on the corn. We’re in the Heartland of Omaha, Nebraska this week, so naturally everyone grows corn, eats corn & lives corn. As someone who lives in the Midwest, I can tell you that there’s more than corn & cows in The Heartland. There’s beer.

First up is a guy who’s been waiting to audition for the last 7 seasons. He’s so happy that he feels like he’s going explode & happiness is going to go flying everywhere. He’s so awesomely excited & nasally in his speaking voice that you just know he’s going to be horrible. He brings gifts to the judges and his photo album of pictures of himself and Kelly Clarkson. He gets all emotional when talking about how grateful he is that Idol has finally come to Nebraska. He sings “Since U Been Gone” & punctuates his performance with a handstand. Simon loves the handstand & the sucking up, but is honest about the singing not being good. Boldly, he asks to audition for the red carpet reporting people do for the finale. Simon says he should call the local Fox affiliate and say that he wants this kid to cover the red carpet for their local station. The kid is absolutely way gay freaking out — jumping up & down, almost squealing, yelling outside the auditorium. I hope our Fox affiliate uses him too. [Read more →]

“The Wire”: Transitions

Posted by SH

Say it ain’t so, Prop Joe.

The wily veteran finally found himself in one situation he couldn’t negotiate his way through. That would be his weaselly nephew Cheese having sold him out to Marlo, and Prop Joe taking a slug in the back of the head, never seeing his killer’s face. But there’s Marlo, the most ruthless character in a show full of them, telling Joe to relax, close his eyes, and it won’t hurt at all. After the shot, there’s the young buck smiling, delighted that his plan has worked, and the world is now his. Chilling.

But Omar’s back in town, and he’s got a plan to bring Marlo down. It involves going after all his soldiers, and, unfortunately, it looks like that hit list includes Michael.

Prop Joe wasn’t the only old guard leader to see his reign end. Carcetti dropped the ax on Burrell, who decided to take his cushy consulting job and pension instead of airing Daniels’ dirty laundry. Rawls is the interim man, and he is surprisingly bothered by Burrell’s assessment of the commissioner’s job as carrying water (and other varied effluvia) for the mayor’s office. Rawls always seemed to be a happily career-oriented man. Is there still some idealism buried way, way, WAY down deep?

Carver also took a step forward as a leader, breaking the code of silence by writing up an officer who had gotten tough with a civilian during a failed drug bust. Later, Herc assured his old partner he did the right thing, while there was some uncomfortable talk about Randy from Season 4.

Kima began trying to be a good mom, having been shaken by the little boy she rescued from the home-invasion killings a few weeks back. Elijah is nonresponsive at first, but when she finds a way to break through and put a smile on the boy’s face, it’s one of the few unadulterated moments of joy “The Wire” gives us, and we’ll take it.

McNulty and Freamon ramped up their serial killer ruse, trolling the city’s homeless hideouts to interview people just to make it look real, and persuading a patrol cop to give them early access to a homeless corpse, in order to plant some more evidence on him. Freamon really brings his A-game, toting a set of teeth to do God knows what to the stiff. “Work it like a real case, and it’ll feel like a real case,” he says.

No documented BS from Templeton this time — though his attaboy from Gus makes me suspicious — just a humbling trip to D.C. to interview for a spot at the Washington Post. The verdict is thanks but no thanks, with the editor treating him like the bumpkin from Kansas that his resume reveals him to be. Elsewhere at the paper, Gus is steamed over getting scooped on Davis’ grand jury investigation, thanks largely to the cutbacks having eliminated the staff’s court reporter. As much as I like Gus, his “back in the good old days” comments can wear a bit thin, and it’s just doubtful he would spend so much time talking about it instead of focusing on running the daily paper. Much more entertaining is when he picks apart Carcetti’s comments during the pony-show press conference announcing Burrell’s resignation, only to have the nebbish editor tell him to cut down on profanity and be more “collegial.”

So we’re left wondering where Marlo will go from here, other than the bull’s-eye for an Omar bullet. The preview for next week shows McNulty sitting down with Alma and Templeton, with Templeton arguing — go figure — for a sexier story. The true test of the whole serial killer plotline will be when it goes from the abstract to reality. I can see it going either way at this point, but I’m more than ready to give everyone here the benefit of the doubt.

From this week, my favorite moment came between an unexpected encounter between Herc and Prop Joe. They were both in Levy’s office, with Joe having brought Levy a new client in Marlo, and Herc pondering his new station in life as Levy’s gopher. Prop Joe nods and points at a copy of the Baltimore Sun lying on a desk, and Herc nods his approval. Joe thumbs through the paper, sees the Burrell story and mentions that they went to the same school, then share a laugh at Burrell’s academic shortcomings. The term “stone stupid” is used. I’m a sucker for these stolen-moments scenes, where two characters naturally at war just take a break and interact as human beings. Sadly, there won’t be anymore of these moments with Prop Joe. As an RIP, take a look back to see how it all started for the big guy.

10 Items Or Less: Forever Young

Posted by Ryan

Ten Items or Less

Buck is over an hour late to work, and he stinks of booze. He tells Richard that his friends took him out last night for his 21st birthday, and he drank a lot of kamikazes, cosmopolitans or cosmokazes — he can’t remember. And apparently he hooked up with an older blonde French woman … who looks a lot like Amy from Super Value Mart. Knowing Leslie would feel betrayed, Richard and Buck have to keep this a secret.

Leslie thinks Buck has a drinking problem, and he wants to mobilize the crew into helping Buck out. Yolanda has to get a strand of Buck’s hair for a DNA sample. Todd has to get the urine sample.

The crew holds an intervention (or “intermission” according to Carl). Leslie wants to send Buck to a camp for alcoholics. He also wants to send Richard to a camp for codependence, which just turns out to be a musical theater camp. Ingrid reveals a dark secret that she once had an obsession problem … with Milli Vanilli. When they lost their Grammy, she could not blame it on the rain. She blamed herself. Buck explains what really happened — he went out with friends, got drunk and picked up Amy Anderson at the Fantabulous Bang Bang Monkey Bar.

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Amazing Race Finale

by Michelle

I am surprised when I see that the finale tonight is only one hour long. The Amazing Race finale is usually a two-hour event. This is going to go fast.

Ron & Christina are leaving the Taipei Pit Stop first and their clue tells them to fly to their final destination city — Anchorage, Alaska. They get to the airport and quickly book the first flight with China Airlines. Ron asks if they can use the airline’s lounge to do some internet research. TK & Rachel and Nicolas & Don both get on the same China Airlines flight. They all get nervous when they don’t see Ron & Christina, thinking they have gotten a better flight. But when they finally appear, TK is very relieved.

In Anchorage, Ron & Christina take the lead again, leaving the airport first. TK & Rachel are next with Nicolas & Don trailing in third. They must find a store called 6th Avenue Outfitters where they will pick up their clue along with some gear needed for their tasks. That clue takes them to the Ship Creek Boatlaunch. The teams arrive and leave in the same order they left the airport. But wait, Nicolas & Don are leaving and they left their bag of gear at the store! Go back, Don! Oh, no. It looks like my favorite team may have made a mistake that will cost them any chance they had to win.

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Amazing Race: Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy To See You

by Michelle

The race picks up in Osaka, Japan, where TK & Rachel came in last, but lucked out because that was the second of two non-elimination legs. Will they be able to catch up with the other teams despite being three hours behind? And there’s also the little matter of the Speedbump to deal with …

Ron & Christina are leaving first at 7:02am and learn they must take a taxi to the Umeda Sky building and find the floating garden. Nate & Jen are close behind leaving at 7:15am, followed by Nicolas & Don at 7:21am. And we’ll get back to poor TK & Rachel in a few hours.

The three leading teams get to the building and quickly realize that the floating garden is the observation deck, which doesn’t open until 10am. That could really help TK & Rachel gain ground. As they leave the Pit Stop at 10:18am, the other teams have found their clues and are on their way to the airport to fly to Taipei, Taiwan. Nate’s comment in the taxi is hilarious — “I know absolutely nothing about Taiwan, except we think Thai food’s pretty good.” Cut to Ronald talking about Nate & Jen as he says, “These guys are smart.”

At the airport, Christina tries to play dirty by asking the ticket agent to tell Nate & Jen that the first flight is full. And that’s exactly what the agent tells them. Now did Ron & Christina really buy the last tickets on that flight or is the agent lying? Couldn’t she get in trouble for that? By the way, today is Jen’s birthday and Nate is being mean to her on her birthday.

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A Project Runway Field Trip!

by WindUpDoll

Project Runway always starts with the longest episode recaps ever. It’s great to get your bearings and make sure you’ve got a glass of water or a beer, but it sure is a lot of screen time for something we’ve already seen. We’ve only got one hour people, give me something new.

Sweet P is missing Kit, and others in the apartment keep calling her Kit, which doesn’t help. Ricky is feeling inadequate, but he doesn’t cry. We fly through the model selection, thankfully. Heidi once again ducks actually telling contestants what they’re doing and leaves that to Tim and a field trip.

So over the Brooklyn Bridge they go. Christian is thrilled to be going ‘borough.’ He’s thinking he’s going to have to design something for Linda Richman. They’re at the river and have to look inside a warehouse for their raw materials. This week, their challenge is to create an iconic denim look with hundreds of jeans and white cotton. Of course, they have to run to get their raw materials. Sorry, Chris. Sweet P loses a shoe in the process. A representative from Levi’s actually tells the contestants what the challenge is. She’s a little bit better than the Hershey’s woman, but not much.

Tim tells contestants that Levi’s also supplied a bunch of notions. Notions! [Read more →]