Maybe (but probably not) you saw the new competition series Oh Sit! on The CW last night, an extreme version of musical chairs. Seriously. Weâ€™re not making this up. It was on TV and everything. There’s video evidence above. But here are five new reality TV schoolyard games we did make up:
Duck Duck Goose of Doom Experts in various disciplines of mixed martial arts sit in a circle, with the picker challenging the goose to chase him in a Ninja Warrior-style course, followed by a cage-fighting match.
Tube Top Tetherball Tetherball got a bounce in popularity from Napoleon Dynamite, but expect a bigger bounce when swimsuit models take on exotic dancers in this version that brings new meaning to â€śdouble touchie.â€ť
Full-On Four Square An average guy takes on three retired pro athletes unwilling to give up the spotlight in a high-octane, adrenaline-fueled quest to achieve the rank of king.
Kick the Can of Love One bachelorette (usually a runner-up from a previous season) defends the can from 12 bachelors. The man who kicks the can gets to have a pretend engagement with the woman and an ugly, public breakup six months later.
Financial Freeze Tag Seven millionaires are released into a schoolyard, with the â€śitâ€ť one having all of his assets frozen until he can get 1 million votes via text message. The game ends when their moms call them home for dinner.