It’s the last week of Fash Fabness on Fashion Police. And frankly I’m glad to have it over with. Ugh. But — tonight we have Johnny Weir as a guest!!! So that almost makes up for the lame theme because I love him so, so much. Alyssa Milano is subbing for Giuliana this week.
Must-See Looks of the Week:
5. Jessica Paré from Mad Men wearing a really loud hot pink and blue dress.
4. Katy Perry at the Kid’s Choice Awards wearing a bra top and a skirt. She looks the same as she always does. Next.
3. Emilia Clarke wearing a blue tube dress. Joan’s right, it totally flattens her chest.
2. Rita Ora wearing a velvet blue dress with black hiking boots.
1. Tilda Swinton in a jacket and pants. Chic, but boring.
The Twit of the Week is Mariah Carey, who tweeted a picture of herself backstage at Idol wearing a beautiful sparkly gown. She really does look gorgeous.
Johnny’s up now. Yay! Wow, his hair is huge today. He is a pretty man. His skin is flawless. I once bought some concealer based on a recommendation he made on his reality show. Best concealer ever! True story. He picked an outfit he wore to the Independent Spirit Awards in 2010 as one of his best looks. His worst look is from the 2010 Miss USA Pageant wearing a multicolored fur jacket. Wow, he’s not kidding. That jacket is hideous. But he is still fabulous in every way.
Now it’s time for Starlet or Streetwalker. My second favorite game on Fashion Police. The first one was Jenna Ushkowitz from Glee. Everyone guesses streetwalker except Alyssa. The second one was a streetwalker, but Johnny thought it might be Paris Hilton. Ouch.
Tonight’s second guest is hockey player Sean Avery. He was an intern at Vogue at one point, and a model. He seems like quite the renaissance man. Plus he’s well-dressed, so I guess he’s not a total waste of space on the show.
The top 4 most stylish athletes:
4. Serena Williams
3. Tom Brady
2. Maria Sharapova
Finally # is 1. David Beckham
Stop the presses! Way to go out on a limb, Fashion Police, picking Beckham. Who’d have guessed it? Except everyone.
Best look of the week: Tilda Swinton
Worst look of the week: Rita Ora
I love the zipper, it reminds me of the back of Nicole Kidman’s head. (referring to Emilia Clarke’s dress)
You are really hated. You’re like the Jay Leno of hockey. (referring to Sean Avery)
She works the red carpet harder than Reba McEntire’s husband. (referring to Serena Williams)
This week’s Fashion Police tally:
Inappropriate Joan jokes – 14
Fake George laughs – 6
Amazing count – 2
Obsessed count – 0
See you all next week!
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