My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Season 2 finale preview

It’s time for a two-hour, two-episode Season 2 finale, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding fans, and it all begins Sunday night, May 5, at 8/7CT.

In the first, “All Bets Are Off,” we have the dual tales of Romanichal bachelors Rodell Stanley, 20, and Teddy Lee, age and last name unknown.

Rodell isn’t going to be a bachelor much longer, though, because he’s planning to marry 16-year-old Dorothy Martin, baby sister of the birthday-king twins Tommy and Teddy from the “Double Wedding, Double Trouble” episode a few weeks back.

Even though Rodell professes to have lascivious thoughts about every woman he sees and dictates Dorothy’s every move, Dorothy is a placid girl who is willing to do everything for her man (including fishing his boxers out of the toilet when they accidentally fall in). The two will have a Las Vegas wedding, funded by Rodell, with Tommy, Teddy and the Martin’s mother Diane in tow.

Rodell has even designed Dorothy’s Sondra Celli wedding dress to suit the Sin City theme. And it’s a doozy.

Meanwhile, Teddy Lee is a traveling paver who professes to have a girl in every port, er, town he visits. But right now, he’s in Coleman, Alabama, with his pregnant gorger girlfriend Megan.

Even though he’s about to be a family man, Teddy Lee demonstrates his snappy pickup techniques for the camera.

Then he demonstrates how well they work at a local nightclub.

Teddy says his father always told him you gotta be like Tarzan: you don’t let go of one vine until you’ve got ahold of another. Teddy’s other vine is a wild gorger girl named Corrie. Soon enough, Vine One gets wind of Vine Two and Teddy Lee has more problems than just the Coleman locals getting wise to his less-than-upstanding business practices.

Meanwhile, in Vegas, Rodell, Tommy and Teddy decide to venture out and sample the Vegas nightlife, leaving Dorothy and Diane to bunk together in the honeymoon suite until it’s time for the actual honeymoon. Eventually Mama Martin succumbs to the lure of the slot machines and the bride-to-be is left alone to clean her already-clean hotel room.

Finally, Dorothy has had enough solitude and goes in search of her groom. She finds him admiring the, uh, talents of the waitresses at Gilley’s Saloon. Dorothy is mortified and isn’t sure she should go through with her vows. Diane, however, decides the scantily-clad servers have nothing on her girl. She takes the demure Dorothy for a top-to-toe makeover to show Rodell what he’s about to lose if he doesn’t shape up.

Will Teddy Lee settle down with Megan, run off with Corrie or just plain run off? Will Dorothy’s makeover cure her fiancé’s wandering eye? Find out when My Big American Gypsy Wedding: “All Bets Are Off” premieres Sunday night at 8/7CT.

Immediately following, the series’ blowout season finale, “Love Is a Battlefield,” features four teen girls — including My Big Fat America Gypsy Wedding favorite Priscilla Kelly — pinning their various hopes for the future on the annual Romanichal Valentines ball in Nashville. It’s the biggest gypsy event of the year, drawing Romanichal families from across the country to have a good time and find prospective mates for their children.

Georgia rebel Chelsea wants to defy her super-strict (and slightly hostile) grandmother Mary Ann and go to the ball because she’s hoping to run off with a boy she met on Facebook a few days before. Chelsea’s mom and aunt are in jail, and Mary Ann makes no bones about planning to keep her lively granddaughter from the same fate. Finally, worried that her granddaughter will take off for Nashville without her, Mary Ann agrees to accompany Chelsea to the event — but she’s wary.

In Huntsville, Ala, 18-year-old Heather still attends high school, even though most gypsy girls her age have dropped out to find a man. Heather’s mother, Connie Small, says that even though most gypsy men want their women uneducated and subservient, her girl is going to learn. Heather hasn’t told her classmates that she is a gypsy, until one of her study partners asks why her sisters are always with her and she tells him, “Remember Hitler and the Nazis, how they killed all the gypsies and Jews? Well, they didn’t kill all of ’em.”

For Heather, the Valentines Ball will serve as the deciding factor in whether she will go on to college or follow gypsy tradition and marry an appropriate boy. And she has a boy in mind, hoping he will meet her at the dance.

In Memphis, Brandy, 18, is severely sheltered by her family. Brandy is a “first class” — meaning she stays properly at home and has never been touched by a boy. Still, Brandy has managed to talk in secret with a potential suitor via phone for  the past couple of months. She says the relationship is serious and she’s hoping her mystery man will meet her at the dance. Even if he does, it’s going to be tough to get anywhere near her. In addition to her over-protective immediate family, Brandy’s cousin, Teddy Lee — yes, the same Teddy Lee — has been called in to help guard the girl.

Meanwhile, in Hampton, GA, Pat Baby’s girl Priscilla is suffering the effects of jealous rumors that are threatening her reputation. Pat Baby and his missus Louann are livid about the gossip and hoping to match Priscilla up with her 28-year-old fourth cousin, Harry, to preserve her good standing in the gypsy community. Priscilla is all for the match, saying that she and Harry sometimes spend 22 hours a day on the phone. She’s hoping he will propose at the ball.

Because the event is such a big deal, Sondra Celli has been tapped to create dresses for all four of the girls, even though the gorger-fied Heather would prefer something a little — OK, a lot — more understated. But when her light-up, Connie-approved, sky-blue confection arrives, she’s thrilled to bits.

And the girls aren’t the only ones getting blinged up for the party — to sweeten the deal, Priscilla’s family plans to buy Harry an outfit for the ball, too.

So much to wonder about as party time arrives! Will Chelsea’s man show up to whisk her away from Grandma? Will Heather opt for college or fall for her gypsy prince? Will Harry pop the question to Priscilla? And who is Brandy’s mystery man — or will Teddy Lee ruin the party for everyone before we find out?

Find out on the My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Season 2 finale, Sunday, May 5 at 9/8CT on TLC.

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42 Responses to My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Season 2 finale preview

  1. DeaRAbbey says:

    Heather, or Todd’s Wifey, why don’t you take your ass back to the stripper pole. And go shake that not so good looking after having 8 fucking kids non money maker…. are ya hearing me —my girl? Maybe you should actually take care of them kids you talk so proud of… Ya gonna lose the man the same way you met him, he ripped your nasty ass off a stripper pole, ya really think there’s real love to be had there??? Your diVa.. go fuck your mother, if you knew anything about the “sheltered” one you would know the entire story you talk about. She was “sheltered” she was kept from the world for her ENTIRE life. And unlike yourself she is a lady. Tell me you were what age again when you had a prick ? Don’t be jealous because and all by yourself now. and no self respecting man will have you

    • Todd's wifey says:

      First of all u that can’t say your fucking names ever he take me off a stripper pole I was a hair dresser at a hair salon. And I don’t really care if she I with Todd good riddens. And good luck am as far as sheltered from the world her entire life ummmmm. The man she is with has told me years ago that she ran off. So sheltered he had said his self. I think not. And lady’s do not run off with someone 20 years older than them that has 8 kids and correction sweetie I had 6 of them and I look damn good I’m pretty sure I blow u away. And funny Todd said I out look her 10 to 1. So all the rumney nation knows that she wasn’t sheltered. I’m not the only one and its what I have heard from Todd. Dear Abby try posting your names on your comments.

  2. Todd's wifey says:

    U got on here acting like billy badass am now that I bucked up u wanna quit now u r to busy to call and don’t want to tell me your name cause u don’t want me to straighten it up for u. If u wanna act like billy badass them be billy badass. But awwww no u just g2g now right. Like Todd would say u need to quit running your dick sucker if u can’t back it up. My girl.

  3. Todd's wifey says:

    Look at the face I got what does that mean. It looks better than yours. Ummm I think even my sweetie said that I look better then the new one. I don’t give a fuck if I’m getting on your nerves. I wish u would say your fucking name so I can fix your face for u. It might look better. U don’t want to say your name cause you r scared. And I don’t give a flying fuck what u know or what u think u know about me. I am not the one acting like I am Virginia Marry. Fuck face I wish u would just tell me who u r

  4. Todd's wifey says:

    No one is a musker caller here asshole. I have never called the muskers unlike some I know. So u r wrong again with your facts. My god u can’t call cause u r too busy them why is it so hard for u to put your name so I know who u r. Am no one is asking for a pitty party
    I was just clearing up this bullshit article. Your the one that had to put some comments on here like u know something have u lived in my house for the past 12 years. This whole time I have asked over and over again what is your fucking name. And u r to scareddd
    To post it. So u want to talk and b bad buck up and say your name. I know u watched the show was u at the party cause u c how diva Todd is. I’m the girl version of him. Is that why u don’t want to post your name.

  5. homemaker101 says:

    duefus you need a new phone your getting on my nerves you dont see my comments for 20 min and no you dont know who the fuck i am i dont want you to know fuck face call the cia for all i care go fuck your self love is a battle filed donttext me back cuz your so innocent but your not so stfu youve done more than a lil bit now fuck off your gana prove your love churner face go sit down wow now i see why no wonder you dont shut up ur sending this to my phone with that face you got

  6. Todd's wifey says:

    Answered my own question the only question I had fatass pig is what the fuck your name is. So I answered it correct and then u told me I was wrong guesser and now r u telling me I’m right. And no one is in misery but my babies and your fatass with your little puppy dog following u around driving u crazy. C we r still close and he tells me everything. Don’t forget we been best friends out whole life C u in the summer

  7. homemaker101 says:

    goodnight helter skelter!

  8. homemaker101 says:

    call your dad to. and your moms brother for all i care your a pitty party if ya ask me and ya ask for it, and dont go getting no innocent person in trouble :D

  9. Todd's wifey says:

    Here’s your comments. Cunt

    if you aint happy you aint happy aint no kinda kid going to trap a man, dont you forget that young lady. try jesus!

    like i said no kida baby holds a man only someone who knows how to work it so come off that pitty party princess di.
    So go back and read your comments over dumbass you got to go cause u can’t say your name. Scaredy cat. Or scared of uncle. That’s ok though ill c u around

  10. Todd's wifey says:

    Oh and or more thing. There’s only few ppl that talk like they know Todd and our family. So ill b callin uncle tomorrow my girl. Uncle even sees how good I am to him.

  11. Todd's wifey says:

    I know u r too busy to call at 1 in the morning. An yeah my baby is a big boy and I know Todd better than anyone walking. U don’t have to tell me he’s a good dad And yes cause I made sure the girls were included in everything. And brandy will NEVER be near my babies. They don’t want exspecially after the horror they saw on tv today. My boy said he wil punch her face off. Ok honey. So shut the fuck up put your panties on and give me a call my baby. Since u keep on going like u k ow it all. Every fucking marriage has arguments. Dumb ass that’s his Fuking pick up line. That he’s is unhappy and is separated. And then he hangs up and eats me up.

  12. homemaker101 says:

    your a musker caller i don’t like them lol, besides you answered your own question. now this is getting to petty candy for me, i didn’t say that lil virgin girl. new how to work it now your putting words in my mouth mysery lol anyways g2g ttyl

  13. Todd's wifey says:

    U said no bida baby holds a man only someone who knows how to work it. A shelter girl wouldn’t know how to work. And yes the real respectable good name gypsies that I know wouldn’t air nothing out on the Internet and wouldn’t go any where near a tlc show. But hey I am a gorger. So right back at ya with your mac n cheese. So I don’t give a fuckkkkk what u say about me. Like I HAVE said I put my name on here. Why won’t u. I thought no one was scared of gorgers.

  14. homemaker101 says:

    my love im waaaayyyyy to busy to call you or i would

  15. homemaker101 says:

    im sure hes a big boy… you aint gota ack like that i no todd hes a #1 dad hes never quit speaking to none of his kids even when he got with you. and im positive they won’t be far from him and im double positive that brands a sweet girl and she loves kids she came from a big family. so she wouldnt stop him. and he wouldn’t let her :D

  16. Todd's wifey says:

    Please just give me a call my baby.

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