Toddlers and Tiaras, TLC’s jaw-dropping reality hit that introduced America to Eden Wood and Honey Boo Boo returns for a sixth season of spray-tanned pageant tots, overbearing parents, Pixy Stix and tantrums June 5 at 9pm ET/PT. And Boo Boo Mama June, you and your Go-Go juice are about to enjoy a little vindication.
T&T fans, get ready for the phenomenon of “Tinker Tea” — Mountain Dew, bottled sweet tea and Pixy Stix powder, all mixed together and served up in a nice pink sippy cup. To a two-year-old. A two-year-old who has been starting her day with another sippy cup full of coffee laced with a liberal dose of powdered creamer since she was nine months old.
But don’t worry says Tori, mother of Magnolia, Texas, tot Alexa. The doctors say it’s all A-OK.
Also featured in the Season 6 premiere are four-year-old Wichita pageant newbie Brooke — whose bodybuilder father, JD, is so devoted to his children’s healthy lifestyle that Brooke has her own kid-sized treadmill and weight bench — and delightfully expressive three-year-old Janeyeah, who lives in Baton Rouge with her two moms.
The three girls are going hair-sprayed head to hair-sprayed head for the title of Mega Ultimate Grand Supreme at the Disco Fever Pageant in Shreveport, LA — a full-glitz pageant run by Tonya Bailey, proprietor of Bailey’s Pageants. And it’s not just bragging rights that are at stake — the winner will also take home a custom-made ”playhome” worth $15,000. Not a playhouse. A playhome. Complete with two stories, a balcony, a mini piano and more.
Other adult antics to look forward to in Season 6 — a pageant mom who gets herself kicked out of her daughter’s pageant (wait, only one?) and a grandmother whose battle with a pageant director results in a call to the cops.
In addition to Disco Fever, the 13-episode season will feature the following pageants:
Las Vegas: LalapaZOOza in Las Vegas, NV
California Tropic: Sugar & Spice in Las Vegas, NV
Glitter Girls: Bollywood in Dallas, TX
Universal Royalty: Galaxy Queen in Austin, TX
When I Grow Up Pageant in Savannah, GA
Around the World Pageant in Columbia, SC
Starz-N-Glitz: Stone Age in Charlotte, NC
Me & My Pet : Tennessee in Clarksville, TN
Puttin’ on the Glitz Pageant in White Plains, NY
Hollywood Stars Hip Hop in Fairfield, NJ
If I Were A Rich Girl Pageant in Natural Bridge, VA
The Ultimate Pageant “History of America” in Jonesboro, AR
But the big question is — is the next Honey Boo Boo among the contestants?
Toddlers and Tiaras Season 6 premieres Wednesday, June 5, at 9pm ET/PT on TLC.