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Big Brother 10: 9/4 Recap

Posted by johnnysweeptheleg

The DVR Gods had other plans for me Tuesday night, so for once, the “Previously on Big Brother” intro was worth watching. Memphis has won the POV and taken Dan off the block, even though he told Jerry he was going to the final two with him and would leave noms as-is.

Jerry tells Keesha he thinks Memphis is going with Dan to the end, now. Gee, do ya think?! Nothing gets past you! This causes Keesha to then go to Renny and ask her if she thinks Memphis plans on taking Dan to the end. Let me again quote the poet johnnysweeptheleg, and say, “Gee, do ya think?! Nothing gets past you!” Keesha, if a person tells you they are taking you to the end, and they win the POV and not only don’t rescue you from the block, but go so far as to take the other person off … they aren’t in an alliance with you.

Oh, and the Easter Bunny is FAKE!

Sorry, hated to have to break all that to you, Keesha. But it is what it is.  [Read more →]

Project Runway Does Double O Fashion

by WindUpDoll/Ruth Anne Boulet

I decided this afternoon that with the premiere of America’s Next Top Model, I too should make a fresh start and not go incognito anymore. So the mask is off WindUpDoll, much like the makeup off a drag queen. But that’s another episode of Project Runway.


I ended up watching Project Runway on Thursday as ANTM was a whopping two hours last night. Then I felt like I should be a responsible grown up and watch the Republican National Convention. I shan’t make that mistake again tonight. Screw responsibility! It’s time to watch the fierceness! [Read more →]

Enroll In GOLF CHANNEL's "School Of Golf: Hilton Head Island"

Posted by Ryan

IJGAGOLF CHANNEL’s latest reality series takes an inside look at life at the Hank Haney International Junior Golf Academy in Hilton Head, S.C., as the students at the world’s top junior golf school prepare themselves for athletically and academically for a shot at a college golf scholarship. In School of Golf: Hilton Head Island, airing Tuesdays at 11pm ET, we get meet renowned instructor Hank Haney, Tiger Woods’ swing coach, and the young golfers he’ll try to mold into pro-tour hopefuls during the 2007-08 school year.

These kids aren’t beginners when they step into Haney’s school. They’re already in an elite class of junior golfers (and likely come from an elite social class, too). The first episode introduces a handful of the students the series will follow.

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“Sons of Anarchy”: Pilot

Posted by SH

The last time I’d caught up with Charlie Hunnam, he was the clean-cut British lothario Lloyd on Judd Apatow’s underrated Freaks and Geeks follow-up Undeclared. Well, I think it’s safe to say his new character, the leather-clad biker Jax Teller, would take great pleasure in kicking Lloyd’s limey ass all the way across the pond.

Jax is the conflicted heir to the legacy of Sons of Anarchy, a California biker gang started by his deceased father and current stepfather. While the biker life is all he’s known, a recent discovery among his dad’s effects makes him wonder if SAMCRO (Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original) has veered dangerously off-course from its original intentions. Like, you know, maybe all that gunrunning, police corruption and frequent violence ain’t what Daddy had in mind.

The conflict comes into play in Jax’s first scene, as he’s perusing a convenience store picking up biker essentials like condoms, smokes and … children’s books? Turns out Jax is going to be a daddy himself soon, with his junkie ex-wife Wendy, played by Drea de Matteo, who is still looking for her first substantial post-Sopranos role — and by “substantial,” I also mean “good,” so save your Joey comments, please. But before he makes his purchase, a big boom outside gets his attention. A building has exploded, and not just any building, but the gang’s illegal firearms warehouse. A rival gang, the Mayans, has pillaged it, taken the guns that were scheduled for delivery to an Oakland street gang, and blown the place to smithereens.

Amid the wreckage, we’re introduced to Clay Morrow, played by Ron Perlman with a constant sneer that would put even Hellboy on edge. He’s Jax’s stepdad and the leader of Sons, and while he can depend on the local fuzz keeping the incident quiet, there are two dead bodies left behind, as well as the need to get those guns back before the intended customers get unhappy i.e. homicidal.

In the middle of all this revenge plotting — and a warning to a white supremacy group encroaching on the gang’s territory with meth — it’s baby time. Wendy shoots up right before going into labor, and the baby was born with serious health problems and not expected to live. At the hospital a doctor who seems to have some familiarity with Jax delivers the news. This is Tara, played by the versatile Maggie Siff, whom Mad Men viewers will know as Don Draper’s paramour, and Nip/Tuck-philes may remember as an Israeli physical therapist burnt to a crisp. I’ve seen the second episode of Sons, so I know a bit more about Tara’s past, but you’ll get no spoilers from me. So stay tuned.

Fed up with the situation, and unable to bring himself to see his fragile son, Jax heads to a bar and administers a beatdown to the drug dealer who sold his wares to Wendy. Hey, somebody’s gotta pay, right? Jax’s mom is feeling equally murderous, but toward Wendy herself. Katey Sagal is chilling in her portrayal as Gemma, Jax’s mom and Clay’s wife. It’s a confident portrayal that will put the image of Peg Bundy out of your head faster than Al Bundy going through dollar bills at the nudie bar. She leaves Wendy with a fully loaded hypodermic and lets nature run its course.

The gang eventually gets its guns back in a bloody shootout with the Mayans, but is left with some tracks to cover. Someone who’s not worried about it, though, is Bobby, who makes a living as an Elvis impersonator. He was given leave from the raid to take the gig, only to find his slot filled by an Asian competitor. This is the episode’s one wrong note, in which we see said competitor injured before he can take the stage. And by injured, that means, yep, another beatdown. And while the fists are flying, he’s spouting off Elvis lines. Kinda funny, but it feels like a different show.

All in all, a stellar intro, and definitely a series worth keeping tabs on. Not sure if it will become addictive, because I get the feeling that you could miss a week or two and still get caught up rather quickly. One storyline I’m really keeping an eye on is the triangle between Clay, Gemma and Jax’s dad. Nothing is out in the open yet, but I’m getting a Hamlet-kind of vibe there. And hey, when a show about bikers has you thinking about Shakespeare, it must be doing something right.

ANTM Goes Dragalicious, Officially

by WindUpDoll/Ruth Anne Boulet

I’ve decided that this cycle of America’s Next Top Model, I should drop the alias and come clean. Start fresh. Admit that part of my work duties include blogging trashy TV. Tyra is starting Cycle 11 with a new beginning in Los Angeles. Because, you know, ANTM has never been in LA before.


I learned this before from Sarah Palin, but one of the Alaskan semifinalist (Hannah) says that LA is way different from Alaska. Thanks for confirming Hannah!

The Jays are dressed in space age dress introducing the Top Model School of Technology. These girls are on a top-secret classified mission. The girls all have to dress in a hootchie Star Trek outfit with 80s boots.

Mr Jay is looking very, very 80s. His hair reminds me of Fred from Scooby Doo. Or part of the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Or Xandir P. Wifflebottom from Drawn Together.

Miss J is looking for scientifically superior walk. Joslyn throws in a twirl. It could’ve been a swirl, but I think it’s a twirl. [Read more →]

"Highway 18" Quick Nine: Golf History

Posted by Ryan

Highway 18

1. OK, someone’s going home today. So there’s only one team that can’t go home today, and it’s Rob and Charlotte. Odds are good we’re going to get our first elimination at the end of this episode. I’m really surprised we’ve come this far without someone getting booted. I’m not sure if this is indicative of the quality of the teams or just the randomness of the game.

2. Andy and Parker drop some knowledge. Facing a trivia challenge on the beach at Treasure Island in Tampa, Andy and Parker display some memory skills I wouldn’t have suspected they had. They remember two key details from the game so far: The name of the fort in St. Augustine in the first episode (Castillo de San Marcos) and the names of the courses that inspired the holes they played at Golden Ocala (Augusta, St. Andrews and Royal Troon).  Andy and Parker are the first to snag both antique hickory-shafted clubs and hit the road to Belleair Country Club in Clearwater.

3. Don’t make me come back there! This episode featured more backseat driving than we’ve seen in the series so far. Jay was getting all over Peach for not getting into the right lane. “C’mon, Peach! You’re blowing it!!” And I thought Andy and Parker were going to step out of the car and throw down right in traffic after they went from first place to last place just driving. Andy says, “Don’t worry about the driving part. We can’t control this driving part. All we can control is the golf part.” He’s right. The most dramatic shifts in the game seem to have come on the road, and there’s not much teams can do about it. Unless you screw up your directions, it’s all about the luck of the traffic.

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"Hurl!" Here: That's Bull

Posted by Ryan

Hurl!Tonight’s Hurl! contestants will eat franks & beans, then take a ride on a mechanical bull. But what’s really great about this episode: It’s ladies night!!

Let’s meet the five lasses who are due back at the convent: Cassie, a hostess at an Irish pub; Erika, a criminal justice student; Megan, a receptionist at a gym; Kristin, a waitress at a barbecue restaurant; and Nicole, a journalism student.

The girls will start with cramming as much of the nine pounds of franks & beans (It’s organic!) as they can into their faces for five minutes. They’re wearing harnesses for the round of electric bull riding to follow. Cassie is the most talkative of the bunch, but she seems to struggle the most with the franks & beans. She’s eating around the franks, and when she finally eats one, she has to spit it out. I’m a little disappointed in this round. The girls don’t make much of a mess. They hold their hair back so it doesn’t get into the food. They use their utensils politely. They don’t remove any clothing.

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Big Brother 10: 8/28 Show Recap

Posted by johnnysweeptheleg

A week’s worth of Big Brother in one night.  Also known as the little less conversation, a little more action episode.  Julie doesn’t want to hear you talk, houseguests.  There will be no foreplay.  Get right to the activities!

The episode begins with a few flashbacks to the post Veto ceremony, with Ollie throwing his tantrum.  Ollie and Michelle believe Dan is a plant.  Not to be confused with the Plant Man. Thinking he’s going to drop some huge revelation on the houseguests, Ollie walks outside and begins telling everyone about the three-part deal he made with Dan.  As Dan explains in the DR, when you light the fuse, you don’t hang around for the dynamite to blow.  So he leaves and lets Ollie explode.  Ollie’s revelation backfires on him. All he does, is tell the HGs what they already knew, which further makes them trust Dan, and Ollie even admits that Keesha was supposed to go up instead of Michelle, which leads Keesha to respond that now she’s even better with Dan’s decision.  Swing and a miss.

The night’s first eviction is no surprise.  Michelle gets the boot, 3 to 1, and upon talking with Julie, finds out that Dan isn’t really a plant.  Which, by rights, should Julie have revealed?  I thought being on the jury, she should go into the final jury vote knowing only what was revealed to her while in the house.  [Read more →]

"Highway 18" Quick Nine: The Spotlight

Posted by Ryan

Highway 18

1. Odds are good someone’s going home. Three teams have a shot at getting sent home today: Raul and Jameica, Andy and Parker and the Ashleys. If I were a betting man, I’d put money on the Ashleys to get the boot. But I think I’ll be a little disappointed if no one goes home today. I think maybe I’ve watched too many mean-spirited reality shows, and much of my enjoyment comes from teams or individuals getting kicked off. But really, there’s no one team I dislike and want to see kicked off — I just want someone to get kicked off.

2. And boom goes the dynamite. Watching these teams struggle through the Golf Central segment reminded me a little too much of this guy:


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I Love My Saturn, And So Does Project Runway

by WindUpDoll

So this week the Project Runway designers have to, as Christian Siriano once told us, “make crap out of candy.”


Only this time it’s not candy. It’s car parts. Saturn Vue car parts, to be exact. I don’t know if the parts are hybrid. Can a seat belt be hybrid? Hybrid polyester maybe? Rayon? Green rayon? We open this episode with Kenley talking about missing Daniel. So maybe the stuff Daniel is saying about how he was edited is true. Hmmm.

Love Heidi’s dress at the top of this episode. Very French.

Heidi sends them to the rooftop of another building to find out what their challenge is. Blayne is thinking they need to be ‘rooftop style’ and ‘exclusive.’ Korto also thinks celebrity when she hears rooftop.

Nope, it’s a garage kids. Awaiting the designers are many Saturn Vues and Chris Webb, Saturn’s lead color designer. Oh, the materials are recyclable. Not hybrid. I get it. [Read more →]