“The Superstars” Recap: Week 4
By Mike

Last week, we said goodbye to Jeff Kent and Ali Landry. This week we say hello to Jeff Kent and Ali Landry. It seems that Terrell Owens has been spreading himself too thin between his commitments to The Superstars, his VH1 reality show (The T.O. Show, premiering July 20) and that small matter of playing NFL football with the Buffalo Bills. He withdraws from the competition, which means he and Joanna Krupa are out of the competition. To the surprise of no one, Joanna is pissed and she questions T.O.’s ability to be a good teammate. Then again, if not for T.O., Joanna would have been eliminated long ago, since she was clearly one of the weakest athletes on the show. The move also means that Brandi Chastain is now the most annoying competitor left. Seriously, she knows that her partner, Julio Iglesias Jr., speaks perfect English, right? Enough with the Spanglish!

We’re down to six teams as Week 3 action begins. And it begins with an event destined to make some of the athletes and celebrities look a little bit foolish — the Lagoon Swim. Some people simply are 