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At the courthouse, Peter tells Lois he wants to hear all about her non-death … not that night, because he has plans, but definitely the next night. We see a replay of Lois falling over the back of the ship after Stewie shoots her. Luckily, a passing merman took her to shore and treated her, then asked permission to make love to her. Problem was, he had the head and torso of a fish, and the legs of a man. Lois refused to sleep with him, he got angry (”I think you kind of owe me”) and she pushed him down, leaving him to flail around in the sand with his little fish fins.
She had amnesia, and found herself in North Carolina where she got a job at a fat camp and started seeing a guy from town. When he finally introduced her to his friends, it turned out he was a white supremacist, but she didn’t grasp that fact until someone punched her in the head for suggesting that no one wanted the Holocaust to ever happen again. The head trauma caused her to remember who she was and what had happened, and she made her way back to Quahog to tell everyone what an evil baby Stewie is.
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Tags: cruise, death, Family Guy, killed, Lois, virtual reality
tion Domination” Sunday programming block (The Simpsons, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad). The inside of the card can be personalized, while the outside features the character and a witty line, such as: