Entries Tagged as 'Lori Acken'

“Modern Family” has ushered in a new age of the feel-good sitcom

By Lori Acken

When ABC began promoting its new sitcom Modern Family this time last year, critics and viewers alike weren’t sure quite what to make of it.

On paper it seemed awfully gutsy — or maybe even lazy — replete with that guy who played Al Bundy (in a red velour tracksuit!) as its biggest star and what, in any but the deftest of hands, would be a barrelful of touchy stereotypes and TV clichés. Rich older gent with hotsy-ditzy trophy wife. Bumbling suburban dad and know-it-all mom. Homosexual couple with adopted Asian baby. And here’s the kicker — they’re one big happy family!

But critics who got the first peek battled for the glossiest superlatives … and as for everyone else, well, those commercials sure were a hoot. So when viewers began tuning in — and they did in droves — they found a show so organic, kindhearted and (still!) gut-bustingly funny that an instant hit was born, even as Family found itself pitted against its critical-darling feel-good equal, the FOX phenom Glee.

“I totally, completely agree with you that when I first heard the idea, I thought in my silly little mind this is either a formula for something genius — or something really generic,” says Ty Burrell, who frequently steals the show as overly exuberant Dunphy dad, Phil. “And I think you’re right that, in lesser hands, it would be nothing but stereotypes. But, in my opinion, the show has an infinite upside because there are so many combinations and so many storylines that can be told in the family. While that would be such a challenge to a writer who wasn’t as skilled as they are, for them it’s just a huge open playing field.”

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Martha Stewart, Nick Jonas, Tim Gunn and others play working stiffs in CBS’s latest “I Get That A Lot” special

By Lori Acken

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They’ve turned Paris Hilton into a gas station lackey, Heidi Klum into a pizza parlor gal and Rachel Ray into a dry cleaning drudge — now CBS is back with another celeb-studded edition of I Get That A Lot, putting more really recognizable faces into unexpected places to give regular citizens a serious case of “Is that or isn’t it …?”

The network’s third hilarious one-hour special features the following celebs getting their every-man on to the confusion — and amusement — of customers and passersby:

• TV host and lifestyle guru Martha Stewart as a arty employee at a Michael’s craft store

• Musician/heartthrob Nick Jonas shilling cheap duds at the Forever 21 store in Pasadena

• Actor/comedian Jay Mohr slinging lattes as a coffee house barista

• Style icon and Project Runway star Tim Gunn serving up hot dogs at Johnny & Hanges in Fair Lawn, N.J.

• Country songbird Wynonna Judd selling tires to suspicious car owners

• Wayne Brady working the desk at a fancy hotel

Tune in Wednesday, May 19, to find out which of the celebrity jesters proves best at denying their true identity.

Photo: ©2009 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

ABC yanks “Hank” and “Eastwick”

By Lori Acken

We hate to say we told you so. But we told you so. And to be fair, so did pretty much every other TV critic out there, pro or otherwise.

As news of Fall Premiere re-ups builds from a trickle to a stream, ABC has officially pulled the plug on its two weakest offerings, Kelsey Grammer’s sitcom Hank and the Rebecca Romijn/Lindsay Price dramedy Eastwick — shows whose admittedly appealing cast members still couldn’t save them.

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How gone are they?

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A&E to debut “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty” Dec. 13

By Lori Acken

Everybody can relax now. The long-rumored Jackson Family reality series has become an actuality — and Michael’s three children are NOT the stars of the show.

jacksons1109Instead, it is four of the musical legend’s brothers — Jackie, Jermaine, Tito and Marlon — who are featured in A&E’s new docuseries The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty, premiering with back to back episodes on Sunday, Dec. 13 beginning at 9pm ET.

The series will follow the brothers as they prepare for a Jackson Five reunion, lend vocals to the soundtrack for Michael’s This Is It feature film and attend it’s bittersweet premiere, and support Tito as he joins Gladys Knight in a concert performance at London’s Wembley Arena — all while trying to come to terms with Michael’s untimely death.

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And the new Bachelor is … snzzzzzzzz …

By Lori Acken

Well, huh.

Apparently the mother lode of excitement that was the recent Bachelorette — what with its bragging girlfriend-haver Wes, toe-lovin’ Tanner, controversial winner Ed, and a host of relentlessly returning cast-offs — was just a little too much for ABC.

jake_pavelkaIt’s the only reason I can think of to explain why — after taunting us Bachelor faithful with potential promises of Romeo-in-blue-jeans Reid or Ken-Doll-come-true Kiptyn as Season 14′s one for the roses — they up and settled for snoozy, milquetoast, tattletale Jake.

Jake.

C’mon now, Alphabet — and sorry Jake’s mom — but surely you know this here is the kind of guy us girls, even us good girls, even us girls who didn’t have boys lined up on our doorstep, ditched out on the minute someone else came courting?

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“The Bachelorette”: In (sort of) defense of Ed

By Lori Acken

bachelorette_0709_2Because I seem to like to admit things at the start of these buggers …

I’ll admit it. When I first read the not-so-good news about victorious Bachelorette-slayer Ed and his purported cheating (and total cheesebag) ways, I was crestfallen. I love my little dark-haired duo. I love that Big E ‘n Li’l Jill seem happily on their way to a Windy City version of Trista and Ryan’s patented (and, thus far, unduplicated) happily ever after.

Instead he, well, he f**kin’ disappointed her, to quote our little sailor-mouthed singleton whilst on the cusp of her betrothal.

Or did he?

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The Bachelorette: Jillian talks finale but gives few clues

By Lori Acken

My prediction? Ed and Kiptyn be damned (or be the next Bachelor) — Jillian chooses no one.

kip_jill_webOr — since we’ve already been treated to that particularly irritating outcome a few seasons back, courtesy of Bachelor Brad Womack — maybe an old Vancouver-based beau returns in next Monday’s finale to sweep her off her feet.

Or maybe she decides that dream dating the dapper duo ain’t such a bad life and continues the competition off-air.

That’d be a new one, too.

In any case, with exactly one successful union under its belt in 17 cumulative seasons, The Bachelor/ette franchise obviously does not require matrimony as the key to its success … so anything that could feasibly be chalked up to “The Most Dramatic Final Rose Ceremony Ever” should suffice, as long as it draws viewers and enrages bloggers. Right?

Right on.

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C.S.I has Jorja on its mind

By Lori Acken

CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATIONSmile a while, Sara Sidle lovers!

CBS announced today that SAG Award winner Jorja Fox will reprise the role on multiple episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation when the show returns for its tenth season September 24.

“We’re thrilled for Jorja’s return to CSI,” said executive producer Carol Mendelsohn. “The viewers and longtime CSI fans will be excited to discover where life has taken Sara Sidle and what brings her back to the CSI team in Las Vegas in our premiere episode.”

Fox, a series regular and fan favorite since the show’s first season, left in the midst of Season 8, briefly reappearing in Season 9 as part of the story line that ushered fellow series regular William Petersen — who starred as Gil Grissom, Sidle’s boss and lover — to the other side of the series’ cameras to produce and direct.

Nonetheless, dare we be greedy enough to hope that Grissom is there at his lady’s side when she returns, since Petersen said he was not opposed to making guest appearances?

Stay tuned …

“The Bachelorette:” Here’s A Peek At Wes’ Other Gal … Who Was Also Brad’s Other Gal … And Collin’s

By Lori Acken

Bachelorette fans, if you’re like me, you long ago passed the, “Well, DOES he or DOESN’T he?” thing about ol’ Wes The Silver Tongued Maybe-Not-A Bachelor and his waitin’-at-home alleged girlfriend, and moved right on to “Who the hell is she, and why isn’t she pissed?!”

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Well, we finally know who the hell she is. And why she isn’t pissed. And if you’re picturing some sweet little Austin-grown posey in a flowery dress and cowboy boots who, like Jillian, is completely snowed by her man’s tender tunes … well … not so much.

Before she spent three years with Jilli’s favorite eye-and-ear candy, 29-year-old Austin-based spa owner Laurel Kagay also dated Season 11′s infamous commitment-phobe Bachelor Brad Womack, an Austin bar owner, for four years — sending the blogosphere into a frenzy with rumors of everything from daily texts from Womack during filming to a love child borne to Kagay about which neither speaks.

One revelation that’s definitely not conjecture: the Texas heartbreaker also dated Austin-based businessman Collin Evans, an unsuccessful contender for the heart of Season 3 Bachelorette Jen Schefft.

Personally, I think the girl seems like a hoot … and one savvy bachelorette to boot, since she suh-wears she and Wes are no longer together. Helloooooo, TB producers … ? Just imagine whom her 5 Extra Men could be.

Jon & Kate Disintegrate Last Night On TLC

By Lori Acken

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Back in early May, with storm clouds already directly overhead for TLC’s most famous — and lucrative — couple, Jon & Kate Gosselin, I aimed my “Pushing Buttons” column for the July issue of Channel Guide at the wisdom (or lack thereof) in real Moms and Dads inviting TV audiences to be their nosiest of neighbors. Especially when they are raising a family that is unique because of enormous ranks and the inherent enormous challenges.

Because we work some six weeks out from the time the magazine arrives in your homes, as I was writing, the rest of the nosy neighbors were kept terrifically busy guessing what would go down first: Kate would ditch Jon for her silver-fox bodyguard, Jon would dump Kate for a gum-chewin’ teacher, or TLC would eventually let on that it was all just a little fictionalized stew they cooked up for ratings’ sake. Because let’s face it — the snugglefest that was Father Knows Best went out of fashion a half-century back and we all love to hate Raymond now.

And now, just a few days before that issue and that column arrive in your mailbox, we got the one-two punch that we kinda saw coming: There will no longer be a Jon and Kate at home with the Eight. Not at one time anyway.

For a while, there won’t even be a show. 

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