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Scream Queens Star Taylor Lautner Reveals the Hardest Part About Playing TV’s Hot New MD

When Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens returns to FOX, it’ll be bringing a shot of adrenaline — in the form of a few sexy, new, hot-shots — to Tuesday nights. Last season, Jamie Lee Curtis molded the minds of America’s youth as the dean of Wallace University; but now, she hopes to cure the ills of the American Heathcare system. “Jamie Lee’s character, Dean Munch, has purchased a hospital, and opened a hospital that is specifically for very rare conditions,” reveals Taylor Lautner, who has joined the cast along with fellow hunk John Stamos. “We have some interesting patients coming in and […]

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Scream Queens recap: 11 killer ScreamCaps from “Seven Minutes in Hell”

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 In the Oct. 20 episode of Scream Queens “Seven Minutes in Hell,” we get … Damn, how can an episode that killed off so many people be so boring? Look, this show isn’t exactly killing it in the ratings, and this week I saw the C-word attached to it for the first time. “Seven Minutes in Hell” isn’t going to turn that around. There’s no new episode on Oct. 28 because of the World Series (FX is going to show an SQ marathon on Halloween night Oct. 31 beginning at 6pm […]

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Scream Queens recap: 13 killer ScreamCaps from “Pumpkin Patch”

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 Halloween must go on, and so must the KKT Black Hairy Tongue Pumpkin Patch with an exact replica of the hedge maze from The Shining with knee-deep snow and ice sculptures of demonic peeing cherubs that piss vodka and Red Bull! Here’s the Scream Queens  recap for the Oct. 13 episode “Pumpkin Patch.” Let’s review the hazing rituals: Step 1: Read this. Step 2: Read this. Step 3: Watch the Scream Queens episodes or Step 4 will either A) spoil stuff or B) won’t make any damn sense. Step 4: Read this recap […]

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Scream Queens recap: 11 “Haunted House” ScreamCaps

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 Sure, it seems a little redundant for Scream Queens to have a Halloween episode, but who are we to argue?  Here’s the ScreamCap of the Oct. 6 episode “Chainsaw.” Let’s review the hazing rituals: Step 1: Read this. Step 2: Read this. Step 3: Watch the Scream Queens episodes or Step 4 will either A) spoil stuff or B) won’t make any damn sense. Step 4: Read this recap in its entirety. Step 5: Repeat Step 4 as necessary. 🎃 RELATED: DOWNLOAD CHANNEL GUIDE’S 2015 FRIGHT GUIDE! 🎃 On to “Haunted House”: 1. Chanel-O-Ween Delights Tens. Chanel No. […]

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Scream Queens recap: 11 ScreamCaps from “Chainsaw”

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 So the two-hour series premiere of FOX’s Scream Queens was not a gangbusters ratings hit, but it gained a lot of delayed viewers. Here’s the ScreamCap of the Sept. 29 episode “Chainsaw.” Let’s review the hazing rituals: Step 1: Read this. Step 2: Read this. Step 3: Watch the Scream Queens episodes or Step 4 will either A) spoil stuff or B) won’t make any damn sense. Step 4: Read this recap in its entirety. Step 5: Repeat Step 4 as necessary. 🎃 RELATED: DOWNLOAD CHANNEL GUIDE’S 2015 FRIGHT GUIDE! 🎃 On to “Chainsaw.” 1. […]

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Scream Queens ScreamCap: Pilot/Hell Week

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 Alrighty, pledges. It’s premiere week for the 2015 fall season, which means it’s hell week for those of us smart enough to dupe someone into paying us money for writing about TV. I’m taking a break from covering football and these here idiots to do some recapping of FOX’s Scream Queens, which premiered Tuesday, Sept. 22, with “Pilot” and “Hell Week.” Instead of writing a whole lot of words you’re not going to read, I’m a gonna take a bunch of screencaps — I’m calling them “ScreamCaps” because I’m a clever bastard […]